Letting Go Is All We Have To Hold Onto

All humor is philosophy.

But Austrian linguist Ludwig Wittgenstein went further and wrote: "An entire treatise of philosophy could be written that consists entirely of jokes."

Author Evan Hodkins similarly said: "The next religion will consist of an expansive catalog of humor."

And Mexican poet Cesar Cruz added: "All art should comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable."

And now, dear reader, you have stumbled upon a very curious but very relatable collection of all-original humor that blends these ideas together into easy-to-digest, family-friendly, bite-sized nuggets -- known as "The Eisenberg Principles" -- one-sentence laughorisms!